What I Realized In Las Vegas..

So i went to Las Vegas for the first time on a business trip. I had a few realizations while in "Sin City."

I realized:
It's one of those places that you NEED to go at least once in your life.
It's a place that you need to go ONCE and only once.
Normal people turn into creepy people.
Pick-up lines get a lot worse than usual -- "Hi, Do you want to do an 8-ball with us?" -- Classy.
Drunken midgets are hilarious.
Drunken midgets are even more hilarious when they run through your legs. (Not even lying.)
Seeing a 60-year-old, overweight man dressed like Strawberry Shortcake and twirling a giant lollipop can make you snort-n-laugh.... A LOT.
Video-taping the same guy while he is twirling his lollipop can make you snort-n-laugh harder.
And finally, I realized that Vegas is a circus. This is not a metaphor -- Las Vegas is full of circus freaks and if you stay too long, you will become one too!!!